- Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
- Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
- Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
- Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
- Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
- Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
- King Fergus: Pretend I’m Merida.
- King Fergus: I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the Glen, firing arrows into the sunset.